The Opposite Sex

I have officially decided that I will never understand the opposite sex.  They say one thing when they mean something drastically opposite.  So when you do what they say they want, you always lose.  On the other hand, the few times you have the guts to do the opposite of what they say, those are the few times that they actually meant it and you lose again.  It's just a lose lose situation.  Girls are confusing.  They always will be.